I’ve found myself frequently reading PerezHilton.com lately (mostly because all TMZ reports on is Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson) and despite his douchiness, I sometimes get some really good info. However I just read an article that cemented his douchebaggery (how many variations of “douchebag” can I come up with?).
The story is about one of the Jersey Shore girls beating up Snooki’s ex-boyfriend. Long story short, they were both at some strip club, he started talking crap and she came on stage and beat him in the face at least 3 times with a microphone and poured a bunch of drinks on him. Actually…it is kinda funny. Here’s the article if you want to read it: http://bit.ly/9OprMb
Here’s where Captain Douchebag comes into play. Here’s his exact quote:
“We don’t condone violence, but there’s no way she could have beaten him as badly as this guy claims he did! And this is just HIGHlarious! This douche has been running his mouth about everything and everyone since day one – it’s no surprise she had had enough.”
He doesn’t condone violence, yet he’s laughing at the person that got beat up. Don’t get me wrong, I agree with him…it’s a hilarious story…however Perez seems to forget a little incident a while back where he was in this guy’s place…
Remember that awards show in Canada where Perez was punched in the face by a member of Will.I.Am’s security? Remember when Perez called Will the “F” word that rhymes with “Hag”? Remember that “HIGHlarious” video of Perez crying and bitching and moaning about it?
Here’s the video if you want to see it. I’ll give you a cookie if you can make it the full six minutes: http://bit.ly/deW0Ou
It’s the same situation (no pun intended). Snooki’s ex talks a bunch of shit (kinda like Perez does on his web site), Angelina has finally had enough (kinda like Will and his entourage did) and Snooki’s ex gets beat in the face (kinda like Perez did).
Looks like Perez Hilton calling this guy a “douche” is the pot calling the kettle black.
And by the way, Perez, quit calling yourself the “Queen of All Media.” I’m pretty sure that title belongs to Oprah. Host a talk show for 25 years, own a magazine, a production company, and your own cable network and then we’ll talk.
But hey, if I could make a bunch of money by drawing semen on people’s faces, I’d probably have a huge ego too.
